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I had the worst date in the history of bad dates last night. I went out with a guy that I met on an online dating site. We had been emailing back and forth for over 2 weeks plus we had 2 phone conversations and all seemed pretty okay, until last night when I got to meet him in person. First of all the picture he had posted on the dating site looked nothing like him, in fact I am now sure that it wasn't ever him, not even years ago. When I got to the restaurant and say him I swear all I wanted to do was run out of the place and never look back. Icouldn'tthough he had already seen me and it was too late. I had to walk up to him and shake his hand and smile and pretend to be happy to see him all the while being so disgusted and mad that he had posted a picture of someone else.

We had dinner and all along he regaled me with all these stories about his ex girlfriend and how many times he's been in love and how many times hes had to break a woman's heart. As I was listening I knew it was all lies and more lies, there is no way in the world that the man in front of me could be dating one woman much less so many of them and no way in hell that he is going around breaking any one's heart. It was all for show, but this guy I swear he must have thought I was totally blind a stupid if he really thought I would ever fall for any of that crap.

What made the whole incident too much to bear was when we moved over to the bar for an after dinner drink and he got all close to me like we were going to cuddle. He actually got his armaroundme when I managed to jump to my senses jump out of the chair and told him I had to go. The look on his face was as they say in thecommercials, priceless. He tried taking my arm and telling me to wait and then he tried inviting himself over to my place to continue ourfascinatingconversation but I said no to both offers and quickly rushed my butt out of the restaurant as fast as my 3 inch heels could carry me. Needless to say I got home and deleted my account from the dating site and will never, ever rejoin again.