Tell me a Story

I've only ever had one girlfriend and she wasn't really that great. I mean for a small moment in time she was my idol, she seemed to know the answers to everything, she'd make me feel like one in a million when she would whisper compliments into my ear throughout the day. It didn't last though, I didn't expect it to, she was too good for me. She dumped me by saying that she wanted to start dating men instead of boys, which I thought was a bit mean due to the fact im 25...

In a strange mission to win her back I entered myself into American idol. I thought perhaps ifI got onto the television she'd want to be my girlfriend again. It went wrong, I can't sing, that's the tiny detail I forgot. Well anyway I went to American idol, I lost, and now I have that tiny whisper of a voice in my head calling me an idiot ten times a day. Taunted by my own thoughts, it's gotta be a low time in my life.

Since that point I haven't had another girlfriend. I mean, it's not like I haven't tried. I go to bars every Friday night in search of a replacement, I even try her technique of leaning up against a woman and complimenting her through a whisper. They don't appreciate me getting into their personal space, so that one doesn't really work.

It's not too bad to be honest apart from the fact I'm pretty sure my mother thinks I'm gay. I'll find someone someday I just have to wait my turn and if that takes another 5 years... oh god if that takes another 5 years I think I might just get depressed just thinking about that prospect. I've got alot of love to give I just need to find someone who wants it.

I'll head out to the supermarket to get some depressing amounts of food for staying in this Friday.

Ok supermarket over, I bumped into my ex, she misses me. I told her to get stuffed. Ha I'm going to die alone.