Tell me a Story

Let me tell you a story about a girl named Blue. Yes that is her real name. Well Blue was so beautiful every time she entered a room. You could just feel her presence in any room. One night she walked in to this room and you could hear a pin drop on the floor. The room came to a stand still, it was like you were in a stand still motion. You could hear someone whisperup on the stage, and then Blue announced she was going to sing a song.

My Blue was going to sing a song, oh how beautiful to see her dress just swing around and to feel her song go through my head. I could close my eyes and feel her next to me, even. She was singing the song, How Great Thou Art. Then she sang, America the beautiful. Every time she was singing, you just feel her arms around you. The room was so quiet, that if anyone was going to whisper anything, you could hear that also.

After the songs, people started talking about her voice. Her voice was so low, it was almost like a whisper. You know how you talk when you are talking in a low voice. Oh my sweet Blue. Well as the night went on, and people were talking and dancing and just making a night out of it, then all of a sudden everything stopped.

Blue was up on stage again getting ready to make an announcement. All voices were quiet, no feet were moving, it was quiet. She grabbed her mic and started talking. She asked everyone to please be quiet because she wanted to make an announcement. My heart just stopped and I think I quit breathing for a minute.

I would like to introduce my future husband to be, Larry. Now before anyone starts asking questions, let me tell you how I met him. Larry and I met on a free dating site over the Internet. We met in person for the first time about 3 years ago. Ever since then, our love has grown and grown. I come heretonight to make the announcement that Larry and I are getting married this evening, in front of all of my fans. So let's party folks after the wedding.

Yes, I am now breathing again and my heart has started pumping again, because my name is Larry.